05/07 - Twinge Tuesday!

That's peak efficiency man.

 

I do tend to eat on the toilet sometimes.

 

I doubt that people are but I don't.

Remind me to never eat a meal that you cook.

 

Who is eating almonds during sex at 3 AM?

 

I keep telling you man, just dumpster all his shit.

 

You don't? Me and my fiance like to switch up the nuts/legumes to keep things spicy.

 

They give you energy and are easy to eat 2-3 and keep 'going'

 

There's a baby joke in there somewhere, but I'm trying to behave.

 

I come here to whine about them where it's mostly harmless & can only be held against me in a court of arstechnica articles.

WAIT WHAT I WILL END YOU

Lol, whatever requester review came in between them was a new one but no one exported it

 

who isn't?

 

You don't cook on the toilet. I only have a toasting in the bathroom. You only eat while on the can

 

You don't cook on the toilet. I only have a toasting in the bathroom. You only eat while on the can

 

oh god triposts

 

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Duration: 00:30:00
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• Location EqualTo US,

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This goes way too well w/ your username

 

seems if you've ever done this you can't do it again every time I fucking catch it I have to send it back

 

Wait, where's my shill badge then? And also my TF2 badge.