07/13 - Friday the Thirteenth!

Drunk...definitely drunk

 

Times must be tough for you since 2016. Guess you're cheese puff-freelancing now. I loved your earlier work though.

 

What useless product was this an infomercial for? A remote holder or a coffee table extension table for bowls of snacks?

 

I'm picturing a bowl that doesn't tip over and has suction cups on the bottom, ahh informercials.

 

All of the above, buy one and get the second device for 3 easy payments of 19.99

 

So a box LOL

 

Know Your Meme, amateurs. I introduce to you, the Lap 'N' Snack!

 

If others were as smart as i am and wear their hoodies backwards it has a snack pouch built right in that is hands free

 

Look at the portion size!!!

 

damn, that would be a cheaper option.

I thought maybe it was something like this that my grandma tried to convince me I need for the kids.

I am in awe of you.

 

Holds 50lbs of chips

 

More of a trough than a bowl. Could probably give a baby a bath in it. Have some cheese puffs on one side of your lap and Jr. on the other.

 

2.5K searches...I don't think this survey is coming back

 

I just caught a 4 dolla HIT from earlier today.

 

Man, home ownership is gonna be rad. gonna get myself a fine dinosaur for my porch

 

TIL @SAJ is a horse

 

That is definitely a conversation piece...

 

The next door neighbor (the one not trying to snipe the yard) has a giant metal wacky peacock statue and a motorcycle. I feel they will get along well with us.