07/13 - Friday the Thirteenth!

But are you as pretty as Mr. Ed?

 

No

 

Don't feel bad...most aren't. I'm sure you're a close second.

 

I'm pretty if pretty is a 1957 Ford sitting in a field for the last 35 years.

 

Wait I'm fucking PRETTY look at my freaking pink bow!

 

SAJ watching the Sox. Your chin must be magically delicious.

 

Man and I thought i had an original idea and was going to be rich

 

Nope...still stuck doing mturk with the rest of us.

 

now i have the song in my head

a horse is a horse of course, of course
and no one can talk to a horse of course
that is, of course, unless the horse is the famous mr. ed

willlllllllllllllllllbur!

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

my bad, kid went for a nap, had to take advantage and fold laundry. palace is hayward. https://www.livermorecasino.net

 

i got called sir twice today, over the hill @ 34

 

That's good. You're a real Dad. Not a Mr. Wheeler

 

I get called sir by people older than me....am I aging badly?

 

Better than being called honey or baby by people YOUNGER than you...that irritates the snot out of me.

 

No worries I figured as much...yeah man lets try for like early August? My schedule is open just me and the cats so you work out a day.

 

I don't think getting called Sir is the equivalent of getting called Maaaaa'aaaaaam Guys my age get called Sir all the time.

 

for sure, i'm going to hawaii for a few weeks in july, probably a few days in august, should be good after that.

 

Have you ever conducted a Google search about yourself?

 

No, as long as they don't ask you to go out for an early bird dinner, thinking you're...ONE. OF. THEM.