09/13 - This Turkers Work Thursday

Goddamnit why are you not on chat right now? lmao

 

Never move in with a girl if you don't know (or have at least a rough estimate of) her poop schedule.

That's how close you need to be for it to work.

Knowing to keep the bathroom free when they need it is what love is.

 

I am

 

I just quoted w/e, but I'm always so suprised when you say you are socially akward and such, on on here you are so clever and funny, what gives?

 

Oh I'm sorry, if I may ask

 

Night night may you have 28 sheep to count going over 3 fences

 

Ariana Grande is a shitty person tho and so I wouldn’t call her a snag on the long term so much as a super hot piece of ass. She’s a talented performer, but not a great human.

Also, women make baffling dating choices all the time. (Dudes too. Everyone really lol) Have I ever shown you/ told you about my ex that I was with for a long time? It made little to no sense, except for the fact he was similar to my dad. So, take from this what you will.

 

It's the same for me.

I can't speak to her situation, but I legit am a bumbling mess IRL until you get to know me really well, and that's rare because I'm basically a cave dweller, lol.

For people with social anxiety (*raises hand*) it's a looooooooooot easier to talk when you have the ability to think about what you're going to say, and know that you have the ability to just close the tab and move on if you need to.

 

I never thought I'd see the day that I was jealous of this man.

 

it ain't all about looks

 

I mean, plenty of people uncomfortable with socializing and anxious around strangers have clever thoughts. It’s a bit easier here cause A) the Internet B) I’ve been around this forum long enough to just be comfortable with my own personality here

 

Thank you for sharing, I'm the oposite, in rl, I can let the bullshit fly, but online, heck, I cannot

 

one day, a few years ago

I woke up and realized that what other people think of me mostly doesn't matter

lifes been good since


(thats a bit flippant, it was a very long and gradual process)

 

But your smart and funny

 

His tinder gf tells me, “ Jacob’s so liberal, he’s practically a socialist!”

Now, fundamental mistakes with that statement aside, HE’S COMPLETELY CONSERVATIVE AND ONLY VOTES REPUBLICAN EVER. EVER. EVER. HE IS VERY VOCAL ABOUT THIS TOO.

If you don’t even know THAT MUCH about somebody, you should not be quitting your job and moving states to live with them. Holy crap. I SHOULDNT KNOW BASIC FACTS ABOUT YOUR BF THAT YOU DONT GIRL. I DONT EVEN SPEND MUCH TIME WITH THIS BRO.