09/15 - Sit Back and Relax Saturday!

dealbreaker

 

brb, the drugs call

 

hopefully it is titanium

 

I have a salad spinner for if I meet mr. right.

 

stainless?

 

LOL we were just talking about this in messenger and I brought up how I look at it now with my right arm being what it is...my brain still says I can brawl but the arm don't quite work right....my rules of engagement have changed a bit.

 

how did you know that lol! yes and I'm proud of it because it's the stainless kind.

 

that's a meeting mr right sort of salad spinner

 

the push top that kind of is like pushing up and down on a pump, or a hand-cranking model?

 

push top no crank

 

I like to sleep with a fan blowing skrait in my face, but I'mallergic to dust, so I just imagine there are no blades on which it could accumulate, but also

 

you pull your arm back to throw punch, closer your eyes and swing for the fences, and your arm only moves like 2 feet and you accidentally poke a guy's junk

 

This is more funny than you know..... this is how the index finger stays now

Spoiler

 

they also have a dust filter, or at least the model we have does

 

@Buntastic it was a banana bag, so that was technically appropriate usage of the nom

 

/me ignores THYFM

 

how long you guys been dating

 

K.