10/19 - Two and Thirteen Times Thankful Thursday

I'm 44 and a Grandmother ...... with 3 FULL time jobs.

Day job 53+hrs,

Turk,

Husband.

I haven't had a REAL day off in a billion years.

Yet I hold my head up, smile, and work work work.

Humor, dry and otherwise, is essential to life.

So if you can't find humor in life's good/bad your dead already.


And Tequila does sound pretty damn good bout now.

 

Whenever I need a good laugh, I look in the mirror.

My face is funny yo.

 

As long as you do not drink on a polar bear skin carpet!

 

I don't have Tequila but I do have Rum

 

tfw my parents are ~10 years older than you.

 

My dad got crazy drunk, got my exes dad who isnt supposed to drink crazy drunk (tequila too), my sister and her boyfriend had a massive fight in front of every half the night and nearly broke up.

I was so sick I fell asleep.

1/10 would not do again.

Luckily, I get to kinda scrub that entire incident out of my brain.

 

Just delete the 7th line from the bottom:

Code:

stayInYourLaneSpider();

 

This is probably obvious to most people here, but my sense of humor is sometimes dry. I know it's sometimes hard for that to come across in text, but just wanted to clear that up just in case (you never know!). Also it makes me feel good when people "LOL" my posts and know that I'm joking (it's the little things).

With that being said, not a day goes by where I don't literally laugh out loud at the shenanigans here. You all make me laugh and smile daily. So thank you!

 

Thank youuuuu.

 

Sorry, I just got in... Are these jams broken, or is it just me?

 

Yeah, they're broken unfortunately.

 

da fuck, Failed 1 golden and I'm out. They can't even figure out what they want to pay for these things.

 

My dad is 53 but my stepmom is 33, making her only 6 years older than me and the same age as my sister, what prize do I win?

White trash prize?