12/28 - That Thursday!

The two teams apparently almost got into a fight at bowl game bowling.

Woulda paid cash money to see the reaction of the kid working in that bowling alley. 10/10

 

I've seen Michigan play and that's enough.
I figured since I live within throwing distance of The Big House, I'd get to see the Winningest College Football Team of All Time have a winning season... guess not.

 

i'm not really all that surprised tbh

 

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It really depends if they gave Jim Harbaugh a software update or not. He can be wonky without a freshening up and a nice reboot- you know how these football robotos can be.

JIM HARBAUGH EATS FRITOS AND MILK AS A SNACK AND I THINK HE WAS BORN IN THOSE HORRID KHAKIS!

Phew, I've been holding those in.

I'm required by blood oath to never root for Carolina outside of a national title though. I would turn to dust if I didn't viciously root against them.

Hey guys?! Why do South Carolina fans eat their cereal straight out of the box?
Cause they choke when they get near a bowl!

 

Mike Leach really is a National Treasure

 

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I'll give Harbaugh the Khakis, as that's the equivalent of Einstein's supposed ownership of 7 identical suits. Khakis are the Middle-Aged Man's uniform, because until now I thought they were unoffensive enough to be ignored by comment.

Frankly, Michigan's academic standards are a bit high to be up there with a consistently top team. We all know Notre Dame cheats for their athletes, MSU is... well, let's just say they're not Michigan, and the SEC is... well... let's just say not the largest concentration of Nobel Laureats the world has ever seen.

Also, no man could possibly deliver what has been expected of Harbaugh in this town. I actually feel bad for the guy. They flew him in on a private jet to be met with Press, and everyone cheered when his Tween daughter stepped out of the Gulfstream. God only knows how that has damaged her forever.

 

His soliloquy of wedding advice during a press conference was of the greatest things I've witnessed.

 

Wow that is outstanding

 

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All true, and I avoided the mess both times. First time by eloping, second time by keeping the guest list as absolutely small as possible (that and I don't have any friends. Literally. I have no friends.)

 

I really enjoyed his speech about the quality of tshirts at different burger places.

I showed Matt some Mike Leach videos and now he perks up anytime I mention him.

 

So...I'm just making some lighthearted football jokes in good fun.

Nothing cereal.