12/29 - Frantic Friday!

I have a few, none named like that, who's the author?

 

What a low self esteem pathetic human being that should be deleted from the gene pool.

 

I think it is something someone pulled from one of @Totally Not , 's scripts

Code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Autoplay embedded youtubes 2x
// @author      totally not , had posted most of this somewhere in another script
// @version      0.1
// @description  try to take over the world!
// @include      https://www.youtube.com/embed/*
// @grant        none

// ==/UserScript==

const IS_YOUTUBE_EMBED = document.URL.indexOf('youtube.com/embed') > -1;

function playYoutubeEmbed() {
    console.log('Starting youtubeEmbed()...');
    let playButton = document.querySelector('.ytp-large-play-button');
    playButton.click();
    let settingsButton = document.querySelector('.ytp-settings-button');
    settingsButton.click();

    document.querySelectorAll('.ytp-menuitem-content').forEach(function(el) {
        if (el.textContent.includes('Normal')) {
            el.click();
            return;
        }
    });

    document.querySelectorAll('.ytp-menuitem-label').forEach(function(el) {
        if (el.textContent.includes('2')) {
            el.click();
            return;
        }
    });
}



(function(main) {

    if (IS_YOUTUBE_EMBED) playYoutubeEmbed();
    return false;

})();

 

Jeremy Sparks 11:01:30 AM
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trying to distract us from the real HITS I see.

 

Seems like so many Requesters are asking for writing lately- I have returned more hits recently cause of that- I mean, writing for a quarter-unless it's just a sentence or two- I return it. Or if I do it once, certainly not doing it twice in the same study ffs. That is rude.

 

I actually think this is basically the gist of the issue they have with me. Both dudes are eternal bachelors, and the way they speak to me and all women kinda tells me why they strike out so much. Not to mention, THAT HOUSE. I would turn around and leave if I went home with a guy and his house looked like that nightmare from hell.

They want Matt to be their third roomie. They've asked. Wait, where TF am I in that scenario my dudes?

It's uh, fun. I really don't like to be that chick who tells someone not to be friends with a specific person. But those dudes are the worst. I mean, Darren (the guy we went hiking with) is annoying AF, BUT he's a decent person who is at least an actual adult so I bite my tongue and I'm friendly. I've definitely never ever ever cheated on Matt and it's very obvious, but ya know, let's start shit because no reason! Insert 5,000 eye rolls here.

The only affair I'm having is the one in my mind with Colin Firth and Captain America bb.

 

pssst HAIL HYDRA

 

Weekly reminder that I heart you guys.

 

Thanks, but it doesn't work for me

 

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whats that for?

 

keep thinking this is saturday......

 

Looks like a Frakenstein of sorts.

I always use .includes("substring") instead of .indexOf("substring") > 1.

I also used to name my IIFE entry point "main" to make it easier to find the entry point later, but this one has main passed as a parameter to an anonymous function, which looks like a @slothbear thing, if my deductive skills are on-point.

 

Petition to change today to Saturday.